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The real question we must start asking ourselves is why haven’t we invented the double sided bra or bikini top? Lets show some support for more back titty support! Who’s with me?!?!?
When you realize that someone is more ‘Merican than you are, sometimes you just have to accept defeat.
Clearly they want all the attention they are getting so that just leaves us to decide which outfit is better. The guy who still thinks Michael Jackson is the king of pop or the lady who probably knitted the same outfit for each one of her 17 cats.
Wouldn’t you like to know what I plan on doing with this beer and olive oil?