Funny, I don’t see any of your people chanting “long live the queen” anywhere.
Old St. Nick-Nack looks like he’s about to slap a ho ho ho.
I’m not sure where da Ho Ho Ho’s at sir. I’m also not sure if that custom “black santa with a pick comb in his beard” sweatshirt you have on is racist or not. Can Latinos be racist to black people? Can I even laugh at that shirt now it’s 2015? I’m a white guy so I can’t confidently or legally answer any of these questions.
Shopping at Walmart on Christmas Eve,
I turned the corner and what did I see?
A big red thing staring back at me.
I needed some vanilla pudding to continue to bake,
the sight of this, my eyes could not take.