It’s like the chlamydia is just melting her clothing off.
You ever look at social media and think you don’t live an exciting life? Sometimes the world gives back and chilling at home watching TV doesn’t seem so bad on a Sunday now.
If you close your eyes it’s like you’re right at the ocean. Maybe the Jersey Shore, but still technically the beach.
I feel ya brother. I hope I see this dude in public so I can talk to him.