Geez, angry much? What could Obama possibly have done to you that motivated you enough to paint your pedophile van? I don’t think I’ve ever been that angry about anything in my entire life.
Do you constantly have a group of little people harassing your legs? Well show ‘em who’s boss with your own custom “Fuck Off” tattoo! They scare easy!
Dear lady, I like your butt. It’s a very nice butt and I thank you for sharing. However, while I assume there are plenty of other people who share my admiration of your booty, I have no doubts that there are plenty of others who do not…at least not in Walmart in the middle of the afternoon with children around. Thumbs up at the beach, thumbs down at Wally World. Good day.
Ohhh so elegant and seductive…I feel like your bottom biscuits are posing for a sexy book cover for one of those corny paperback romance novels your mom buys at the grocery store.
People of Walmart is a humor blog that depicts the many customers of Walmart stores across the United States and Canada. Through funny photos and videos, People of Walmart is an entertainment blog in the Three Ring Blogs network that features over 30 of the funniest humor blogs on the internet. Walmart is the largest retail store in the United States and has millions of people visit stores each day wearing anything but proper attire.