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We’ve got a couple of 13 year old boys going through puberty over here ready to hump the corner of the couch when their mom isn’t looking. Piece of advice here gentlemen, nobody has ever gotten laid because of a t-shirt convincing a woman they should sleep with you.
Doesn’t matter if it’s plumber’s crack or bottom biscuits, any cheeks in public means too much butt cheeks in public. Fact.
I’m not quite sure if Godzilla belongs on the dinosaur van, but since this guy included him, I’m glad he is at the very top where he belongs…..Godzilla would beat down every other dinosaur. That’s a fact. Look it up.
I didn’t know the elderly still made stupid bets with their friends…that you clearly lost.