Oh snap, it’s like Rupaul and the Grinch came together for a seriously crazy night.
Hey, don’t you think you’re going a little overboard on decorations this year honey?
It’s like that candy that we all ate as kids and hated because it tasted like the paper that it was stuck on, only bigger.
I’m not sure why a chicken would buy a microwave. It actually seems quite counterproductive if his main goal is to avoid being eaten.