I didn’t know ‘The Pink Ladies’ from Grease were still around! Of course she apparently doesn’t know Danny Zuko is not only made up, but he isn’t coming for her anytime soon either.
If I ever get to the point were I would rather wear a matching Tinkerbell poncho with my wife than bother putting up a fight, just take me out to pasture.
You dyed your dog pink. You dyed your dog pink. You… dyed…your dog…pink. YOU DYED YOUR DOG PINK! Man are you going to look stupid when you want to wear other colors.
This disturbs me on a level so deep, I had no idea it even existed.