Thanks buddy, I guess I have to move to Canada now. Well, at least they’re better at hockey and the maple leaf has to look better stretched out than stripes do, right?
The amount of money I would pay for an angry Bam Bam to show up with a club is staggering!
FYI: Real women don’t take hair styling techniques from old Billy Ray Cyrus album covers.
You aren’t Cher, and this isn’t Studio 54. Go home and un-embarrass yourself pronto.