Life just seems more fun in the land of make-believe.
I thought Heath Ledger died…..
I don’t even think Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox could remove those jorts from those tree trunks!
Okay, you need attention, gotcha. Now at what point do you decide the best way to draw that attention to yourself is making your backside look like a weird long-nosed martian? Even if you legitimately had a 3 foot striped tail, there has to a better way to accessorize it.