I don’t even think Paul Bunyan and his big blue ox could remove those jorts from those tree trunks!
Okay, you need attention, gotcha. Now at what point do you decide the best way to draw that attention to yourself is making your backside look like a weird long-nosed martian? Even if you legitimately had a 3 foot striped tail, there has to a better way to accessorize it.
Well, it would have looked a lot better if she would have just waited for the kids to finish their popcorn string decorations that they were gonna hang up.
Once I get past the initial overwhelming feeling, I have to ask myself that if this entire outfit was consciously put together, was penis shaped fishnet hole intentional? I want to say “No, nobody would do that,” but if I were to go ahead and pick someone who might…..