The stockings with the camo skirt and cowboy boots are hot enough….throw in that beard and i’m melting.
Wouldn’t it have been easier to simply tattoo the design you wanted on your body instead of tattooing everything around a design? I’m just saying, they don’t teach you to color outside the lines when you’re a kid.
Alright buddy, we are going to look past the hair, but let me give this to you straight. Not only are you going to wear all denim, but you are going to wear women’s denim that Stevie Wonder could see is too tight on you?
For the sake of all men in the world I’m just going to assume that you forgot to put on the other 90% of your Chewbacca costume.