03.25.

Cheddar Bob/Plaxico Burress

As I was just about to go to the checkout lane at my local Wal-Mart when I heard some yelling. I hurried to the front to see what was going on. A large group of gangsta wannabes (mind you it’s NH so yes they were all white kids between 16 and 20) arguing. The argument erupted and some punches were thrown. Suddenly there was a large *BANG* and one of the kids fell to the floor clutching his leg. All I could think was “Holy s**t this dude just got shot in the leg!” All of the gangstas ran to the door and 2 of them helped their wounded “homie”. The cops and paramedics were automatically called. After a few hours of the cops asking everyone what they saw, I finally got home and called some friends and told them to watch the news, and caught the story of the “gang shooting”. A few hours later there was an update. The gunshot victim checked himself into the hospital where the police questioned him. Apparently in the scuffle, the kid went to reach for his 9mm hidden at his waist and shot himself.

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03.25.

SBD

My aunt was looking for vitamin C in the pharmaceutical section of Wal-Mart. I was in the same area, just kind of wandering around while she got what she wanted. All of a sudden I heard someone cut the cheese, REALLY LOUDLY. I’m trying not to laugh really loudly, and just then my aunt comes up and I buried my face on her shoulder,she too is trying to stifle her laughter. “Oh my god. Did you do that?” She asked. I was horrified. I said no, and then we looked up, to see this man standing right by the pharmaceutical counter. No one else was nearby, and the noise had clearly come from his direction. He however, was acting like it had never happened, which made it even funnier. Before my aunt and I erupted in laughter or the smell hit us, we hurried away from the man.

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03.25.

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s At Walmart

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It looks like their parents brought the babysitter to Walmart with them.

Iowa

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03.25.

It Makes My Dookie Twinkle

recentley in the Walmart in Garden City, Idaho (It is a a city surrounded by Boise on all sides, filled with meth labs, trailor parks, pawn shops, liquor stores, and a dozen tattoo parlors titled “Tattoo”.) I was running in to buy some plain white T-shirts for work and apparentley stumbled to close to the female clothing section. I overheard a morbidly obese lady ask her daughter, whom was about 12 or 13 in a revealing shirt that said “naughty is better than nice” and a face caked in umpa-lumpa style make up, what she thought about this thong. Though this thong had enough fabric to clothe your average full grown male it was apparently to small for her. So she proceeded to bend further down to get, what I imagine could be used as a hang glider sized thong, and in doing so her “oh so dainty” white thong rode about half way up her back. This would not have been so horrifying had it not been for the stain that was light brown and continued to get darker and thicker until its disappeared into her abyss of an ass crack. So unless Walmart started making shitstain sunburst undies in a size 60′ this lady needs to learn either to wipe, when to go to the bathroom, or to teach her daughter that, like a booger hanging from your nose or toiletpaper stuck to your shoe, it is not rude to alert unawares about a crusty 6 inch stain of fecal matter on white lingere that should never have been made or sold in the first place.

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