Hey Mr. Outdoorsman, if you insist on dressing like the West Virginia Mountaineer mascot, then I’m going to insist on making you hunt and trap for all your food instead of enjoying the convenience of Walmart.
If you act naughty around this guy he will arrest you. You may not go to prison, but I have a feeling that what happens to you will be eerily similar to things that go down in prison.
I know somebody who can’t wait for St. Patty’s Day. Either that or I know someone who hasn’t stopped drinking since last St. Patty’s Day.
Hockey jersey, Scottish kilt, neo-Nazi boots….the only logical conclusion is that he is on his way to interview for an open position of “Crazy Hooligan”.