Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
If you don’t teach them how to rock out and be completely bad ass from day one, it’s just a constant uphill battle against the man!
I think she just hangs out in the toy section all day waiting for someone to buy her and take her home.
I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?