Well you know what they say everything is smarter, classier, sexier, less offensive, bigger in Texas.
HAHAHA. It’s funny because he is in the mop section and his head/hair looks like a mop! That’s just good imagery.
Living your entire childhood as the Morton Salt girl is tough, so we’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.
Thank God the Vikings lost because I don’t want to know what she would have wore if they made it to the Super Bowl.