How much attention do you possibly crave that you feel the need to attach 3 air-horns to the top of a bike helmet? Honestly, does carrying 1 air-horn around in your hand not draw them in like it used to or something? Do people ignore you when you have an air-horn in each hand? Somebody please get this man’s mother and have her hug him for once!
I was going to yell about the safety and sanitary conditions of shopping with your pet monkey thing, but you put it in a tiny dress so I can’t say anything that doesn’t involve the word ‘adorable’.
Why are all these guys following me everywhere?
Let’s say hypothetically here that we let you slide on the jacket/purse combo and even for the heck of it, the bandana too. What is it you are trying to convey to the world with the red striped socks that you didn’t think got across to everyone with the rest of your get up?