So your dick was dry and cracking due to exposure to wind?
This isn’t prison buddy, you don’t have to hang on to her. Trust me, no one is thinking about stealing her from you.
We haven’t had a great mullet spotting on here for a while, so we figured we would come at you strong with this fantastic two-tone gem accompanied with what I believe to be some sort of awful hammer tattoo.
Please stop acting like you don’t know how much junk you got in your trunk when you are picking out clothes. Because you know.