Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Unfortunately they don’t make a decal of the skank in the trailer next door who broke up the family, so mommy had to get creative. They all seem so happy!
Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?