Hey Paul Blart, thanks for protecting us all from the evil wizards and dragons you’re slaying on that Nintendo Wii game. I feel so safe now.
Yep, you nailed it. I now have a ‘Very Impotent Penis’. Thanks.
What do you do when your driving career in NASCAR is over? If you answered “hang out at Walmart” you are correct.
It’s like a permanent lumbar support system. By the way, how do you even get hair to cling/mold/bind/form/shape into that? I’m just asking so that I don’t accidentally do it.