Okay playboy, I see what you’re doing here. Willy the Pimp digs the bright colors so you break it down with the black and white. I see you even busted out the striped cane to challenge Willy for pimp supremacy. I’m curious to see how Willy answers this challenge.
Ohhh, if only your parents were given that advice.
Okay, I know the shirt has strings, and I’m no Louis Vuitton, but I’m pretty sure those strings weren’t designed to hang on for dear life.
Back in my day, we didn’t have these fancy “Child Labor” laws. You already picked up as much dirt and dust off of the floor with your feet as you could, so it’s time to start the full body sweep now boy.