Let’s, for argument sake, say that I will concede that it’s okay to have your kid on a leash (which it isn’t). Don’t you think it’s time to take the kid off the leash when he starts smoking cigars? Seriously, that kid is like 6’2″ and that monkey is cutting off his circulation! You can’t lose him if he is bringing the car around for you!
Let forget the fact that an actual John Deere tractor likely runs better, faster, and costs more. Don’t you think that you could have put bigger antlers on your ride though?
“Honey, we should get matching flannel pajama bottoms and matching hoodies.” – ‘What a great idea! Once we get them we should totally wear them out in public so everyone knows we are together too!’ – “Oh my God, we are so cute!”
(1) Who is in the market for a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (3) How stupid are the hookers that would listen to a man in a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? and (4) Has anyone seen my pink fuzzy spider hoodie? I can’t find it, and deez hoes is gettin’ restless.