Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.
I don’t think your hamburger is the only thing you need help with.
What are the odds that two people in the world, let alone the same Walmart return line, would be rocking snake-skin capris and white tees? The only rational explanation is Ice Cube recently killed an anaconda in their town.
“Hey dude, I’m gonna turn my car into a Stegosaurus!” – ‘Ya, absolutely. I honestly can’t think of anything else to spend your money on. Probably one of the best investments you can make actually. You’re gonna get so much tail in that thing.’