Ever notice how the PETA people never throw paint on people wearing fur like this? Maybe it’s because the women in Manhatten don’t carry bowie knives on them.
A one piece thong and jorts. Just saying it out loud sounds awful.
Oh yeah, what all did you “get done” today? Did you somehow manage to drop your kids off at your sisters and go pick up that pack of menthols?
Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever. I disagree, it’s a very good game, but I think Donkey Kong is the best game ever. Donkey Kong sucks. You know something? YOU SUCK!