Those shorts could not get any tighter or shorter. I can see his sperm count dropping. I do have to give props to the guy for being able to kinda match that shirt with those shorts and the bandanna.
It is 2009. Are there that many Hippies hanging out in Kansas that someone needed to manufacture this mobile version of the Spahn’s Movie Ranch?
No, I don’t know where his twirling ribbon is. Yes, he added his own glitter to that outfit.
Dear PoWM, what would happen if George Clinton, Henry Rollins, and a lion had a crazy threesome and wound up having a child?