Well, only one tail on those jean booty shorts would have looked ridiculous.
That’s what you get for cheating on Elin! Caged up like an animal….huh, what’s that? A different “Tiger”? Oh, well enjoy your Frosted Flakes then.
The real question is this: how many fraternity guys are gonna freak out when they see this picture because they know they brought this lady home from a bar one night after someone thought it would be a good idea to bust out the tequila?
Here is the irony…camouflage is used to NOT stand out.