There are only 2 acceptable reasons to have your pig in Walmart. (1) You have somehow obtained a trained seeing-eyed pig (if so, good for you) and (2) to let the pig run around loose as you chase it with a knife dressed as a butcher to mess with all the other customers
Listen up Brotha! You just try to order your deli meat before me and all my mini-Hulkamaniacs will witness me pulverizin’ ya!…… Whatcha gonna do when Mini-Hulkster runs wild on you.
It’s as if he let a bunch of his drunk friends play pin the tail on the jackass…..err, I mean donkey.
Finally someone who can fulfill all of my unsatisfied paranormal party needs! Although he is in West Virginia, so he probably does more business there than you could possibly imagine.