I can’t tell if it’s the onions or that super tight (probably accessorized with a fanny pack full of protein bars) outfit that’s bringing a tear to my eye.
Just because you put a name on it and hang it up for everyone to see doesn’t make it a Christmas stocking, okay?
The ghost of Christmas past seems a bit early this year.
Okay, you see all those little tiny loops on your pants? Great, now those loops are there for other reasons besides hanging you keychain clip. They also are used for belts. Yeah, we even call them beltloops! Crazy, huh?