How do you make jorts better? You pair them with a camo shirt. How do you make the jorts/camo shirt outfit better? You class it up with another pair of tighter jeans, high heels, and a studded belt. Work it Baby!!
So upon noticing this guy in his sweet green sweatpants and his tighty whities hanging out, the first thing that popped into my mind was obviously “This guy needs a bag of chili”.
You just gonna put relaxer in your hair at the pharmacy line Playboy? Is that what’s goin’ down in the streets? Relaxin’ your hair?
Instead of busting through the wall screaming “OH YEAH” she just kinda stumbles out of your bathroom with a lit cigarette and a rolled up newspaper coughing up last night’s bourbon.