Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together.
I will bet any money the fat kid gets more cake than Casanova here gets pussy.
My guess is she did not pass inspection.
Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue, something greasy, something fried, maybe you should rethink marrying this bride.