It’s funny because it’s true.
You are not a true baller until you have a panda scene airbrushed (and by airbrushed of course i mean you had your 13 year old neighbor paint a panda on your RV with some oil colors) on your cruise mobile.
I challenge you to find pants to match fuzzy pink flip flops and green nail polish, then have someone take your picture and send it to us.
Thank god I didn’t wear my lime green neon pants, banana yellow pumps and tie dyed shirt like I was planning…. that may have been awkward.