I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
See what happens when Pittsburgh misses the playoffs! They go crazy and revert back to mullets and the days of Kordell “Slash” Stewart. Hope you are happy NFL.
You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls?
Good call on the Bud Light, your skull friend looks a little thirsty. I would recommend something non-alcoholic because it was probably too many Bud Lights that resulted in the skull tat in the first place.