For the sake of all men in the world I’m just going to assume that you forgot to put on the other 90% of your Chewbacca costume.
How much money does it cost to get a car wash advertisement etched into your head? I want to see my barber’s reaction when I ask him to do put the PoWM logo on my dome.
Dear creepy hipster, there is currently a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat.
AAAAAGHHH! Oh man, that thing scared the sh*t out of me! Are you serious with that that?! Holy…I don’t even…with that tank top…are you kidding me? And it’s all wavy! Oh man….wow.