If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
Seriously, are there no regulations regarding your vehicle? If you like boats so much, buy a damn boat. Was it a boat he turned into a car or a car he turned into a car-boat? Is that an article about your car-boat on your damn car-boat? COME ON!!
This guy looks like he just had sex with a rainbow inside a bag of Skittles.