Nothing says “I’m good with children” like a pink hat/hair combo and a toddler’s Hannah Montana t-shirt stitched onto your own creepy shirt. He wants to know if you need him to babysit on weekends.
That literally sends chills down my spine due to its level of creepiness. He is so relaxed that it makes me uncomfortable.
“Who wouldn’t look good in a school girl outfit?” —-> Answer: See above.
If you asked me to pick one item off of him and tell you where you could go buy it, I would be so dumbfounded that I would collapse.