No Gertrude, I can’t think of a single reason why you are having trouble finding a date for Saturday nights.
I’m hoping that sometime in the very near future, horrible Elvis impersonators will all finally leave the building for good.
Well it’s about time someone speaks out publicly about the police stealing cars! It’s a sore topic that has been swept under the rug for too long.
At what point do short shorts just become underwear? Honestly, even Daisy would be embarrassed at the shortness of those dukes!