Dear creepy hipster, there is currently a cold hooker that would appreciate you returning her coat.
AAAAAGHHH! Oh man, that thing scared the sh*t out of me! Are you serious with that that?! Holy…I don’t even…with that tank top…are you kidding me? And it’s all wavy! Oh man….wow.
Oh snap! I had no idea neon colored one piece jumpsuits from 1986 were the hot new thing. I call dibs on highlighter yellow.
Colorado & Wisconsin
Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told…….in perfect jibberish?