This could be one of the top 3 mullets of all time! Are you kidding me? It’s so short and businesslike in the front, and when you get around back there is a party that Hugh Hefner would be jealous of. Fantastic.
Ummm……you look like a beaver! There is no joke accompanying this at all. Your big, weird, creepy hair makes you look like a beaver.
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
That’s right people! Only in America do we still love wearing dead animals as hats even though modern advancements have made it possible for us to not be forced to rely on animal skins for warmth while we are out trapping for even more pelts.