I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.
Obama’s secret service limo?!?! Even the dead deer head on the roof looks like it’s embarrassed to be seen with this thing.
I didn’t know we were on the set of a gay porno!…….The cable is working great. No, my sink if fine. No, I don’t need a spotter. No, I’m not going in the sauna after my workout. Leave me alone please.
I’ve seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans. This is the first time I’ve seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously want everyone to see his shoes!