“Honey, we should get matching flannel pajama bottoms and matching hoodies.” – ‘What a great idea! Once we get them we should totally wear them out in public so everyone knows we are together too!’ – “Oh my God, we are so cute!”
(1) Who is in the market for a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (2) What company would make a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? (3) How stupid are the hookers that would listen to a man in a pink fuzzy spider hoodie? and (4) Has anyone seen my pink fuzzy spider hoodie? I can’t find it, and deez hoes is gettin’ restless.
I’m sure Chevrolet is pumped for the free marketing you’re giving them. I’m thinking about buying one right now just because your truck spells quality.
I’m pretty sure muscular guys that constantly work out try to find the most ridiculous clothes to wear in public so they can beat up a smart-ass like me who would ask him for my aunt’s outfit from 1987 back.