Oh hey, I have a fantastic idea. I’m going to walk around Walmart dressed like a creepy goblin that feasts on little children.
I think we have just disproved the saying “guns don’t kill people”. Check out those cannons!
If Gene Simmons hooked up with Richard Simmons and maybe tossed in a little Meatloaf for good measure, the result would be something to this effect.
Even the Wise Men do their Christmas/Birthday shopping at Walmart. I wonder if he was able to get that Zhu Zhu pet for Baby Jesus.