Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.
You wanna know how you can spot a bad Elvis impersonator? They will look nothing like Elvis.
Let me get this straight. You spent money. To paint money. On the side of your Impala. Yet, you don’t have rims and you drive an Impala with money painted on the side, so that suggests you don’t really have money…..now I’m confused.
Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.