Let’s all take a minute to appreciate the irony of jamming the “healthy choice” down the back of your ass.
C’mon buddy! Nobody matches the socks with the booty shorts! It takes focus away from the tookus, and you just don’t do that.
I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i’m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler’s Eight Crazy Nights.
Wow, Santa went into relaxation mode rather quickly this year.