I would like to see some of the other options that you disregarded when narrowing your choices down to these two gems. Was “winning the lottery” and “finding a sugar momma” too high of bars for you to set for yourself?
It was a real stylish wedding party. The bridesmaids wore flannel and the groomsmen wore some nice bright orange overalls. None of the deer in attendance could see them, but for everyone else it was quite special.
How sad is it that being colorblind wouldn’t even be a valid excuse for rocking this mess?