It’s as if he let a bunch of his drunk friends play pin the tail on the jackass…..err, I mean donkey.
Finally someone who can fulfill all of my unsatisfied paranormal party needs! Although he is in West Virginia, so he probably does more business there than you could possibly imagine.
Probably the only way you get any, huh? So should I take that as a compliment? I notice there is a paw print, so does that mean you want to make love to an animal’s corpse? I’m not sure which would disturb me more.
She could just paint her stomach orange and have it look like a pumpkin! That way she could use the money saved on not buying a costume for something like oh, I don’t know, appropriate clothes!