Hell no we ain’t got no gays down here in Texas!…..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good don’t it?
Remember, back hair counts as a shirt when paired with custom made jean shorts and boots. But remember, if the Jorts aren’t custom made this would be inappropriate.
This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals.