If the entire word “Bootylicious” can easily be read across your ass, believe it or not, it’s probably not actually bootylicious.
I hate to break it to you but you are no longer a 7 year old kid and this is no longer 1993. How ’bout we snip off that little guy?
Rufio! Rufio! Ru-Fi-OOOOOOOOOOOOOh!
Hey Tinker Bell, maybe you should try pants. Also, if you do insist on wearing your underwear out in public, maybe you should try age appropriate underwear. But I would still try the pants first.