Thank God they didn’t ask me to get that kid out. I would have gotten him to the open square but he would have just slipped out of the claw when i stopped it, hit the edge, and then stayed inside pinned up between some useless toy and the glass where i couldn’t get a grip on him again.
I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.
Obama’s secret service limo?!?! Even the dead deer head on the roof looks like it’s embarrassed to be seen with this thing.
I didn’t know we were on the set of a gay porno!…….The cable is working great. No, my sink if fine. No, I don’t need a spotter. No, I’m not going in the sauna after my workout. Leave me alone please.