I’m not an expert (nor am I from the sloopy state) but I can’t imagine how it could be legal to drive around with a flashlight for a headlight.
“Oh no Ms., it’s cool, I love stepping in parrot sh*t whenever I’m buying celery.”
Nothing says sanitary like a parrot in the produce section…
I think this is the “Poser Barbie” dream car.
“What are you wearing sexy?” -Cowboy boots. “Ya that’s hot.” – Pink velour pants. “Ya I like that.” – a little green baby girl hoodie. “Oh damn, that sounds sexy.” – and I kinda look like Gallagher. “Oh ya…wait…what?”