Guess she knows the…KEY…to a good selfie? Ehh ohhh! I’m here all night. Seriously though, I find the inner battle of taking a selfie hilarious. You wanna take one ’cause you be lookin’ good, but then you be lookin’ so stupid as you take one. Beautiful.
It looks like someone woke you up in the middle of the night and yelled “You have 45 seconds to get ready for a stripper contest. And Go!”
Girl, you got your bootylicious bubblegum out for the whole world to see and those flippy floppies won’t cover up a damn thing! Sick covert over the shoulder selfie by the way. Hope you don’t get fired.
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that.