Makes sense that they had to have another female get the male all warmed up and then at the last minute trick him into planting his peeper into you.
Bet that Snuggie helped console you last night after taking that L. I’d feel bad for you if Bama didn’t win it every year anyway.
Son, you were just a squirmy glimmer of hope in your dad’s ballbag when King Koopa came out. Stop playing around like you know the real deal Mario Brothers.
Looks like someone checked off their New Year’s Resolution beach body already.