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Hmmm, I kinda thought gothic bottom biscuits would be burnt so they are black like everything else they wear.

Missouri

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Paint It Black, 6.4 out of 10 based on 119 ratings 14 Comments Featured Creature  //  Funny  //  Missouri  //  Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear
  • CrabShaman

    Walmart has acquired Hot Topic…we are through the looking glass, people!

    Kinda cuddly-lookin’ though.

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  • marquisdgore

    Split those biscuits and you’ll find the black you’re looking for

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  • darren

    Well Missouri is the Show Me State so she is just showing her state pride”!

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  • LUVPLUMPTRAMPS

    Well that is the point she has pink in her top, socks, and skirt to seamlessly color coordinate with her PINK BUTT!

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  • nightroller

    If they have the body for it I don’t see nothing wrong with women dressing this way …. in fact I like it ………..

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  • mike reiley

    I’d take a lick !

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  • Jen

    In the bakery section thinking, “My biscuits look better than these.”

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  • Mayor McTurd

    ^^^and keep on stickin.

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  • Mayor McTurd

    ^^^and keep on stickin…

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  • lordofthegadflies

    I wouldn’t frack that with your duck.

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  • falconv6

    @ night roller

    Except SHE doesn’t have the body for it. At all!

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  • AS

    She needs some hot man butter to go with those biscuits.

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  • gothchiq

    Oh, great, someone else giving our culture a bad name by acting skanky. WEAR BOOTY SHORTS UNDER SHORT SKIRTS, LADIES!!! Don’t just leave it all hanging out like that! Argh! Danskin makes good shorts and yes they have plus sizes too so no one has an excuse.

    Also, I need to tell you that gothic biscuits are the palest. Not burnt, as we do not go lay out in the sun. :P neener.

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  • Colleen

    That is NOT goth, you need to take a good look into what goth is, cause honey, she ain’t goth…no way, no how!!

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