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Someone seems extremely passive aggressive about what appears to be a totally empty parking lot. What do you guys think? Overreaction or do you hate dickhead parkers too?

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  • RC

    Way out far from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche.

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  • pct2k

    I can’t stand people that do this! Hang ‘em up by their balls…or by their nipples, if it’s a woman!

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  • queenb

    I just hate dickhead parkers, wherever the hell they are. If they’re going to park like this in an empty lot, they’re going to (and do) park like this everywhere.

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  • JP

    Look at the empty spaces. I’m betting he parked it that way to keep some real douche bag in an old beater from parking next to him and dinging his paint job. Save your little messages for the jerk parking in the handicap space without a permit.

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  • Big Nick

    Looks like a case of someone with OCD and a lot of free time…

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  • Jen

    I guess they get an A+ for spelling douche correctly.

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  • shtfprepper

    over reaction? absolutely. there’s no one else parked around there, like you said. but i do hate those douchebag parking dipshits.

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  • Randy

    Someone should liberate the vehicle from its incompetent driver.

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  • CG

    That person putting that note is courageous. Good job sir or madam for taking the initiative. A lot of people need to learn how to park better.

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  • Jack

    That lot looks pretty empty to me too. The note writer was apparently having a bad day or really wanted those very same spots themselves, then again the writer could be the douche.

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  • BB

    Well, we can’t see the whole parking lot, and there could be plenty of cars to the left of this van, meaning he’s not parked in a desolate area. Overall, not an overreaction. I hate arrogant parkers who park like they own a million dollar car when most of the time, they own a $4000 piece of crap.

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  • KatK

    I’ve had to park like this before. My mom is in a wheelchair and when there are no handicapped spaces available (you know who you are knee problem fatties!) we have to make sure and park so no one can park close on her side where we have to get the wheelchair around to get her in. This COULD be a mobility van! Looks like!

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  • KEVIN

    LOOKS LIKE A PRIME EXAMPLE OF HOT SPRINGS ARKANSAS. FULL OF PEOPLE WITH NOTHING TO DO AND ALL DAY TO DO IT, NO WHERE TO GO AND ALL DAY TO GET THERE, NOTHING TO SAY AND ALL DAY TO SAY IT. AND IN DESPERATE NEED OF A SMALLER VEHICLE. LIKE SAY A WHEELCHAIR IN A NURSING HOME.

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  • Jilnic

    Looks like someone needed a little extra space for a wheel chair. More than likely all the handicapped spots were being used by folks who probably didn’t really need them and this poor soul was left with no other choice. Doesn’t look like the spaces are up front or causing a problem for shoppers so it looks like note writer is the real douche.

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  • Ugnaught

    I agree – “Way out far from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche.”

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  • Knight Shield

    An empty parking lot, and a random person decided to be stupid……and write that?? If that was a packed lot, I would understand, but it’s not.

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  • girlwatcher

    People park like that in wide open areas to discourage ANYONE from parking near their precious “babies”. When I see this I leave a note saying “I’ve got your license number and picture of your car. If I EVER see you park like this again I’ll key the whole vehicle”. So far no repeats. My brother did this once at a bar with his one day old truck. When he came out his whole truck was gouged and scratched.

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  • Barker62

    I also agree, “Way out from the store, no biggie. Close in to the store, they’re a douche, especially if they’re parking in a handicap space w/o a card or plate.”

    However, I’ve seen a need for some handicapped users to park that way because the designated spots were too narrow as well.

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  • ibbig

    I’m a big guy, so I park like that to keep some retard from parking too close to me, making have to limbo to get in my car. But I park near the end of the parking lot.

    Many places have narrow spaces(including my workplace, which is chock full of fatties). There is one area Walmart that actually has wide and angled spaces, making parking issue-free.

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  • ABB

    That douche would have gotten my key treatment. I’ve done it to a half dozen cars. The worst was on a brand new 2012 BMW 5 series. You take two parking spaces, that’s what happens to you.

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