June 3rd, 2013
Dear Walmart, thanks for scaring the living hell out of everyone today. However, we’d also like to point out that she might be the hottest chick we’ve seen in there for quite some time.
November 5th, 2013
Try explaining to your kid how it’s cool for this guy to come into their bedroom in the middle of the night and leave money under their pillow in exchange for teeth. Geez people make parenting harder, I swear.
November 19th, 2010
I guess Chester Cheetah needs a disguise when he goes out in public. Makes sense, you don’t want people bothering you for autographs and free Cheetos. Although, I think he needs to do some work on his disguise.
June 8th, 2010
You look like Babe Ruth’s gay brother…Gabe Ruth.