December 29th, 2009
Today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic.
March 25th, 2013
You know what was a logical and pleasant revelation? The double-stuffed Oreo. Wanna know what isn’t pleasant? The double-stuffed jorts. I’d ask you “Who Wears It Better?” but frankly I just don’t care right now.
May 9th, 2010
I was gonna say something about parents and clothes and whatever, but then I saw that they had Sunny-D and donuts in their cart so they’re awesome!
September 19th, 2012
Holiday Man! What’s going on buddy! There isn’t a holiday for like another month but you’re always welcome here on PoWM, because with us everyday is a holiday….mainly due to the fact that we are alcoholics. It’s a celebration bitches!