November 20th, 2013
Hell yes you can bring me an extra basket of bottom biscuits! They are like the Red Lobster cheddar bay biscuits of the Walmart world. Goddamn boy, everybody knows that.
New Jersey & South Carolina
December 4th, 2013
I see the Mountaineer of West Virginia University gets his gun powder from Walmart. Interesting tidbit there. Cue the more you know music.
May 15th, 2010
I would say ‘like mother like daughter’, but that only applies to the awful hairstyles and would leave those bumble gum pants out of the equation.
July 9th, 2012
Well isn’t that a how-do-you-do! I was just talking to my buddy the other day and I said “Buddy, you know what the back of people’s heads are missing? Boobie tassels!” Then he said to me, “Who the hell are you, why are you talking to me and what the heck are you talking about?”