September 29th, 2010
Sex Police K-9 Doggy Style Unit? So should I be worried that you’re gonna arrest me for being in a gang bang?
July 23rd, 2013
Cause shopping late at night isn’t creepy enough, I need to see the guy that looks like he is definitely going to follow me into the bathroom and stand right next to me even though there are like 14 other open urinals.
January 2nd, 2013
Well look at that, a blue moon. Those are only supposed to happen every two to three years thanks to the lunar cycle. I guess we should consider ourselves lucky? I don’t know, but now I’ll have this song stuck in my head all day.
October 27th, 2009
How ironic that you spent your family’s money on rims for your Family Guy themed El Camino, which as it so happens, doesn’t have enough seats for an average family.