September 27th, 2013
Much like fat people suing McDonald’s because they are fat, I have decided to sue all tattoo parlors for knowingly allowing awful tattoos to be released into public.
November 15th, 2012
I didn’t even know they made spandex onesies! Geez Pinkberry, you look like what I imagine my stomach acid looks like when it’s mixed with Pepto Bismol and that is the nicest way I can put it.
January 7th, 2011
I can find 48 other things that I would be willing to do with a flannel bucket hat before I would resort to putting it on….true story.
February 11th, 2014
I love America. The red. The white. And the goooo!