January 28th, 2010
This is the worst birthday party ever! Oh, she isn’t a real clown?! Well, this is still an awful party.
March 28th, 2012
Alright Elton John, simmer down now. Nobody is going to believe hooking up with you in your rocket ship qualifies as joining the mile high club. NASA discontinued it’s space exploration program, maybe it’s time for you to do the same.
October 25th, 2009
I’m not sure how to react to the patriotic middle finger. I’m initially offended but then I’m like “Well it’s the American flag, so I guess it’s okay?” Either way I will not be the one to say anything to this dude.
Editors note: This picture was taken by a little girl who is obviously braver and more badass than I am.
September 26th, 2010
Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob.