Random Photos
January 28th, 2010
Break Up To Make up
This is the worst birthday party ever! Oh, she isn’t a real clown?! Well, this is still an awful party.
Ohio
March 28th, 2012
Rocket Man
Alright Elton John, simmer down now. Nobody is going to believe hooking up with you in your rocket ship qualifies as joining the mile high club. NASA discontinued it’s space exploration program, maybe it’s time for you to do the same.
Texas
October 25th, 2009
Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue
I’m not sure how to react to the patriotic middle finger. I’m initially offended but then I’m like “Well it’s the American flag, so I guess it’s okay?” Either way I will not be the one to say anything to this dude.
Editors note: This picture was taken by a little girl who is obviously braver and more badass than I am.
Florida
September 26th, 2010
You Had Me At Hello
Why do I feel like you are gonna burst into some R&B song right now and serenade me? Please don’t bother….you had me at side boob.
New Jersey
