July 26th, 2010
Kinda got the whole “Indian in the Cupboard” thing going, huh? Well, except you’re not really tiny, there is no way you could fit in a cupboard, and you’re probably not even Native American….so I guess you just have a weird mohawk that starts extremely far back on your head. Oh and those are definitely not 6-pack abs. Looks like I wasn’t even close with my original comment.
November 14th, 2010
I guess I would have pegged Elvis as more of a Tennessee Titans fan but I guess the greatest performer on Earth would relate to the greatest show on turf.
March 25th, 2011
In what was a complete shock to this analyst, Fanny Packin’ had herself an extremely tough test last round and only barely squeaked by with the win in Round 1. Will she regroup her troops and show her true potential or fall to the rump shaking she-devil?
Please cast your vote in the comments!
July 13th, 2010
Who wears it shorter? I like to think Pinky might have just not realized how much her dress shrunk in the wash, while the Flower Commando needs the least restrictive clothing while she slaughters her 6 year old nieces and nephews in backyard volleyball.